No matter how hard we try, we can't prevent our future from becoming our past.
If someone tells me "When pigs fly," how long should I expect to wait?
If you're late arriving "at 11-ish," when does that turn into "12-ish?"
I'm working on a time machine. I'm way behind in getting it finished. But when it's done, it'll be ready right on the original schedule. (After all, it's a time machine, right?)
My wife likes the "Find Friends" app, but she'd like a "Find Me Some New Friends" app too.
I just bought a timeshare condo from H. G. Wells.
When we become a completely paperless society, will there be Liquid Paperless?
How long will it take? Will it be three minutes? Or will it be three software-update minutes?
I'm not sure I want a time machine. There are so many possibilities, I wouldn't know what to do first!
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