When my kids inherit my musical instruments, they'll learn the true meaning of "heir guitar."
My medical insurance wrote to me: "To cut paperwork and save trees, we've decided not to pay any claims."
If I must pay for my sins, can I at least use a credit card?
Never underestimate the power of greed when combined with stupidity.
Giving back does not mean simply returning those Christmas gifts you don't like.
The Oblongata Gang: run by Nunzio and his brother Medulla (the brains of the outfit).
You can make a some money taking artistic photos, and a decent living in commercial photography. When you can make a product look like a cover-girl or a centerfold model, that's when you'll make big money.
He drifted, then overcorrected, then crashed. Yes, I was talking about the economy!
In this economy, some folks have watched their 401k become a 201k, then a 101k.
Every time you call something "Mickey-Mouse," it's a copyright violation. Disney would file a lawsuit, if it weren't for their Mickey-Mouse legal department.
I just bought a timeshare condo from H. G. Wells.
I don't play banjo. I just carry one around because people will pay me to not play it.