The many dumb things we do increase our enjoyment of the few smart things we do.
No wonder they can't find him: Since 1975, the FBI's been looking for a guy named Charlie Hoffa!
He's about as sharp as a waffle.
I don't mind wide open spaces, as long as we aren't talking about the intellectual landscape.
It's easier for a smart man to pretend he's dumb than for a dumb man to pretend he's smart.
I hate to speak ill of the dumb, but those guys are really dumb.
Maybe the US needs to be a plutocracy. Put Mickey Mouse's dog in charge.
I'm not demanding an increase in intelligence, but I'd at least like to see a reduction of stupidity.
I'm not a robot. Never have been. Unless I am a robot and they've erased my memory of being one.
Someone told me ,"If you were me, you would not be as smart as you are."
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