My woman split, took all my money / Left me here in the summer heat / Now I'm broke and hot with a broken heart.
"Highways jammed wid bwoken hewoes on a wass chance powah dwive." — Bwuce Spwingsteen
Cheatin' hubby / kicked from home / dee-vorce papers / served to his phone / Burma Shave
Roses are red, sailor's delight. Violets are blue, and so is that sailor who ended up here by mistake.
I can't tell the difference between Jezebel, Clarabelle, or Tinkerbell.
Internet haiku: You e-mailed a joke / It was funny the first time / I got it last spring.
If it weren't for the lazy dog, nobody would have paid attention to the quick brown fox.
I don't want to argue, I don't want to fight. I just want to get some sleep tonight.
I got a whole supply of bloodshot eyes that I ain't never used.
I'm down on my luck, and here I am stuck, down in Luckenbach.
I got me a first-class ticket to the blues.
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