In what galaxy does rice cheese mozzarella even exist?

I'm sure every vegetarian wants vegetables that look like animal parts.

All adjectives, no noun. They couldn't decide what to call it. Ground what?

"Let's call it ground nothing."

My cat doesn't like Italian food...

I don't understand where "chik'n" enters into the picture at all here.

They're chicken sausages.

Why would I even think of pork? For that matter, I suppose they're broccoli-free, crab-free, etc.

Beef-free. Just like a pork chop. Or a salmon filet, or any of a hundred other foods. And if they're not beef, what are they?

And they're "fiesty?" What are they, angry soybeans?

Zero percent greeks inside? Zero percent plain? Zero percent yogurt? It would be nice if we knew what noun that adjective described.

Chicken-free. But what else does it contain?

It's Beefy, but it's also beef-free. I don't get it.

And there are selected varieties. Are they also beefy?

I'm really not sure about mushroom "coffee."

But I thik my dad's old Chevy had a Four Sigmatic transmission.

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