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Sometimes I say, "That was several years B.C." Before Children.

Overheard at a baby-changing table: "I think I'd like that baby instead of mine."

Matrimony --> Harmony --> Acrimony --> Agony --> Testimony --> Alimony

When my kids inherit my musical instruments, they'll learn the true meaning of "heir guitar."

My mother was such a bad cook, she was Hamburger Helpless.

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